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 Post subject: Magmauled!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:45 am 
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Magmaw. Neighbors report that, once, he was a kind man who liked to volunteer at the local homeless orphan greenhouse shelter for underprivileged youths. The kind of man who might warm your heart as you passed him on the street. The kind of man who might choose to wear plaid with corduroys without ulterior malicious intent. However, as the years passed, this kind-hearted man's fate took a turn for the worse when doctors told him that he had been diagnosed with a relatively rare skin condition that would enlarge his entire body ten million times, grow plates of interlinked molten carapace, and give him really bad worms. Little did doctors realize that he would take this news so hard that he would sequester himself in a broken lava pit, hanging out with disfigured churro vendors and biding his time until someone would give him the chance for at least some proper oral hygiene. With pincers like those, it became impossible to floss and scrub his tongue properly, and the onset of gingivitis was a devastating blow to his already waning morale.

Finally, a group of daring, brave, and intrepid oral hygienists entered the lava-laden lair to attend to the embattled, mag-filled maw of Magmaw. They didn't even know what a mag was, or whether it could be part of a maw. Or what a maw was, to be honest. They were thus embarking on a great quest of justice and science, battling pillars of flame, steep drops into lava that look like firm ground to paladins, eating disorders, and ungodly halitosis in order to empty the man of worms, floss his teeth with ten-ton chains, and scrape his tongue with a new marvel of medical technology, the spike-in-the-ground. After trying and trying, finding adversity at every turn, the illustrious cadre persisted and found victory over months of dental decay! Oh, what glory! What good deeds! Magmaw's maw mag and maggots were mauled magnanimously!
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In other news, the man did not survive the operation. Gnomeland Security officials declined to comment, except to link these:

[Akirus the Worm-Breaker] (Grats Ankhal!)
[Scorched Wormling Vest] (Grats GBank!)


Characters present: Ankhal, Annasa, Carthy, Enhance*, Shendelzare, Froststorm, Greale, Khrysma, Perkdawg, Zuellni.



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 Post subject: Re: Magmauled!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:23 am 
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I keep looking for the "like" button, but can't seem to find it!


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 Post subject: Re: Magmauled!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:58 am 
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steep drops into lava that look like firm ground to paladins


Owned, Suis.


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 Post subject: Re: Magmauled!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:41 pm 
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I can see "Doom Patrol" in the background. That makes me happy.


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 Post subject: Re: Magmauled!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:34 pm 
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They shopped Coiin's ugly shaman out of it.


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 Post subject: Re: Magmauled!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:35 am 
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I tried to smoke (photo)bomb it. Oh well, 3 banners will have to suffice I guess.


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 Post subject: Re: Magmauled!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:49 am 
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Next boss, we're definitely getting a picture where we look like an actual organized raid instead of a marching band for kids suffering from vertigo.



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