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 Post subject: "Maloriak's Kitchen" Canceled!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:54 pm 
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Maloriak Stewart, infamous for her lukewarm affectations during her lackadaisical cooking show and for her conviction for insider experimentation, ran afoul of a number of guests at her sparsely furnished subterranean restaurant this Wednesday as she was preparing for her afternoon bid at world domination. Unfortunately for the embattled chef, the guests were indignant; they demanded to see the chef to both ask for a refund and to kill her.

Stewart, who, when questioned, responded that the restaurant business was more demanding than ever, responded by using secret ingredients in an attempt to simultaneously cajole and exterminate her guests with the help of her emaciated waiting staff. As with all other occasions before, the result was unremarkable: she once again lost a chance at that lucrative first Zagat star, and she died. She did leave behind two very odd (and impeccably shiny) items of cooking paraphernalia:

[Dragon Bone Warhelm] (Grats Ankhal!)
[Belt of Arcane Storms] (Grats Froststorm!)


Characters present: Ankhal, Enhance*, Evedra, Jinjo, Nuadore, Froststorm, Greal-rysma, Perkdawg, Shendelzare, Thainor, Zuellni.



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 Post subject: Re: "Maloriak's Kitchen" Canceled!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:07 am 
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I think Frost got the belt on that one.



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 Post subject: Re: "Maloriak's Kitchen" Canceled!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:50 am 
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Erp, yes. That's what happens when you copypasta at 1 in the morning.



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 Post subject: Re: "Maloriak's Kitchen" Canceled!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:05 pm 
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Maloriak is a woman?!



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 Post subject: Re: "Maloriak's Kitchen" Canceled!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:58 pm 
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How would one tell, anyway? You were...you know...right there...for most of the fight. You tell us!



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 Post subject: Re: "Maloriak's Kitchen" Canceled!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:53 pm 
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How would you even tell the difference between a male and female reptile by looking at their genitals? Aren't cloacae identical between sexes?

IN ANY CASE, the voice sounds female. Or Starscream.


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 Post subject: Re: "Maloriak's Kitchen" Canceled!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:06 am 
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Nuadore wrote:
How would you even tell the difference between a male and female reptile by looking at their genitals? Aren't cloacae identical between sexes?

Only superficially. >.>



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